This is not a story – it is the beginning of one. It is the beginning of a horrible, horrible story. I have only written the beginning so feel free to complete it yourself.
There once was a man and a woman. They fought a hard and bitter battle for the chance to be someone. The man won, and he went up on the podium and said: Let’s hate. Let’s kill. Let’s close our eyes and shut our ears. Let’s look away. Let’s run with scissors. Let’s make fun of our friends. Let’s crank up the testosterone and go to war. We are men – let’s use women. Let’s jeer and grunt. Let’s play with guns. Let’s push our little brothers and sisters into the mud. ‘This is the way to greatness’, he said. ‘Great again’, he said….